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02 september the rant about people I hateI hate a lot of people. Some of them I don't know why, some of them I have perfectly good reasons why, and some I have completely insane reasons why. Come and join me while I list off some of the people I hate in no particular order.
Ben Affleck - Sick of this no talent hack. George "Dubyah" Bush - I can't actually think of a reason *not* to hate him. Man's about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. Britney Spears - ugh she makes me wanna puke. She wants to broadcast her birth of pure evil live on camera. *shudders* Hated her the first second I saw that schoolgirl video, one pathetic gimmick after another. I still can't believe that slut was preaching about not having sex before marriage. Jessica Simpson - Airhead, makes music that makes me want to be euthanized. Go back to elementary school because apparently you didn't retain anything you may have learned there. Ashlee Simpson - Wannabe bad girl who lipsyncs at concerts and blames it on Acid Reflux? Bullshit! You can't sing, admit it. Pathetic poseur. Oh and that time she said she could kick Britney's ass in a fight? Little girl playing "dress up hardcore". Laaaaaaaaaame.
J. Lo - Go away, please. We're sick of you and your butt.
Hillary Duff - Miss teeny goody goody. You can't make yourself look tough if you tried, so stop already. You will always have fluffy pink fur and feathers surrounding your halo. *retch*
Lindsay Lohan - Slut. I see her going into rehab within 5 years for coke/alcohol/heroin addiction. Oh and I thought it was hilarious when Disney digitally shrank your tits in Herbie so you wouldn't offend small children. You didn't take the hint after that one. Skank.
Mariah Carey - Stop singing! It's hurting my dog's ears! And never ever ever make a movie again. Glitter is enough to traumatize small children.
Michael Bay - Well, I didn't hate him until he started whining like a baby when the Island didn't haul in a billion dollars in the box office.
Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/Poopy Droopy/Whatever his name is - um... that's why.
Whitney Houston - I wanna shove icepicks into my eardrums whenever she opens her mouth, especially when it's that one from the bodyguard.
Tom Cruise - See separate rant about him.
A Simple Plan/Good Charlotte - Corporate Punk. Wannabes.
Theory of a Nickel Creed - Aren't they the same band? I can't tell, all their stuff sounds like Bush... which sounds like Pearl Jam. Fuckin copycats, the lot of them, must they rip off Pearl Jam?
50 Cent - I don't care about your wounds. I don't think they make you a celebrity or give you talent.
Gwen Stefani - I hated your "I'm just a girl" and "Hey baby" and I hated everything since. Oh and your new stuff is worse than your old stuff. "Sick! Of! Youuuuuu! I'm so sick of, sick of you!" *sings GWAR*
The people who re-elected Dubyah - What? Were you all stoned or just stupid? After all you ran out and watched Farenheit 9/11 you went and re-elected this dipshit? There is no hope for you. Don't procreate.
Doug Hutchison - HATE THAT GUY!! *see past rant*
Kathy Griffin - You mistake lack of tact for humor and end up being annoying and grating on everyone's nerves. Do the universe a favor and quit.
Warren Beatty - I find you pompous and arrogant and I hated every movie I saw you in, especially Bulworth. Never play a wigger again.
John Travolta - He just always comes across as smarmy to me. He's so smug and greasy. I feel dirty. ugh.
Tony Sinclair - That even smarmier guy from those Tangueray commercials. Is smarmier even a word? If it is, this guy fits it. He's even more pompous than John Travolta.
Jerry Springer - He continues to exploit people who come to him for help. He deliberately sets up situations in which people will start a fight, just for the ratings.
Sean William Scott & Ashton Kutcher - Sooooo sick of them. Ashton was ok on that 70's show... at first. Then he got annoying... then he was in 10 movies in a row. Sean was never ok, he was always the kind of guy I wanted to beat the everloving piss out of 'cuz he's a jerk.
Lou Bega - The guy that sang that "Mambo #5", barely a one-hit-wonder. He is a sexist mysogynist asshole. A friend used to have his album and made me listen to it. All his songs were about having sex with tons of women, including prostitutes. Sicko.
Meatloaf - I would do anything to make you shut the hell up.
Denise Richards - For the love of the Goddess stop smiling that huge smile you have. Every time I see you you have this ridiculously large grin on your face. Even in the most tragic parts of your movies, there you are, grinning like an idiot. It makes you look special, in that olympic sort of way.
The jury who found Michael Jackson "Not Guilty" - What were you thinking?? Everybody on earth knows he did it. That and the OJ trial proved that you cannot be convicted of any crime whatsoever in LA if you are a celebrity.
Nicole Ritchie - Anorexic celebrity-by-association. Paris's stupid sidekick. She doesn't deserve to be famous and you least of all. Oh I can just pull all these pranks on people and get into all kinds of mischeif and not have to worry about the consequences because I'm rich and leeching off Paris's fame.
Paris Fucking Hilton - Braindead skanky anorexic slut. Famous because she's a rich braindead skanky anorexic slut. She would never be able to make a living if she actually had to do real work, her tv show proves her uselessness. I severely pity the dumb little girls who emulate her and her retarded fashion sense. Oh and Paris, "That's Not, Your Illiterate." Did you buy your way through elementary school or just sleep with all the teachers? Fucking manure for brains just coasts her way through life not giving two shits about anything, not even her dog. She got rid of her "beloved" Tinkerbell because it was slightly overweight... and it's a fucking Chihuaha!! They weigh all of 2 pounds? Was it too much to carry with no muscle tone whatsoever? hmmmm... I think she needs a rant of her very own >;-) *laughs maniacally*
This is currently only a partial list. I actually can't think of any more off the top of my head. There's another testament to my lack of memory. Soon I'll be like Leonard Shelby from Memento... speaking of which I gotta do a rant about Memento someday soon. Oh and no, I don't hate everybody in the entire world. Just mostly people who don't have two brain cells to rub together, unfortunately there are a lot of them.
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